Sunday, March 27, 2011

Sleep .. Or in MY case the lack there of !!

Like most Momma's out there I am seriously sleep deprived .  The best sleep I've had in the past year was the other night at my friends Jenna & Justin's crib .. Sure I was passed out intoxicated, but I take quality sleep where I can get it!  Last night no booze + 3 wee ones = NO SLEEP!  Jackson giggled all night long.  Cooper farted, passed gas all night long.  And the most upsetting, Julianne - she told me as she was falling asleep that she was thinking about Jordan to help her sleep.  I adore Jordan, I really do, but my gosh - she's 5!!  What is gonna happen when she get's boobs & hormones?!  Sigh - I guess it's birth control at an early age for my miniature beauty!!

<3

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Happy Birthday Manny !!

Today was my friend Victoria's Son Manny's 2nd Birthday (I THINK he's 2, irrelevant, I digress). Victoria has 3 kids all age 7 and under, a Hubby that has SUPER COOL hair. And Pet's.  I sometimes ask myself  "How does she do it all", today for instance at the party, she looked beautiful, she looked like she had showered, took the time to find clothes that matched, hair & makeup we're flawless. She had 7 Million people in her house, 6 Million of those people we're miniature (okay 15 kids + parents). .............  Sorry, had to take a bitch break - Jackson, Julz & Cooper may not make it thru the night! Where was I?!  .... Oh! The answer to my Question "How does she do it all" How do you keep your house clean, your kids looking fabulous, your husband from embarrassing the shit out of you in front of company all while pulling off a Birthday Bash?!?!  The answer: Vodka (for the big peeps) & A Giant Blow-Up INDOOR Bouncy thing (for those under 4'9).

P.S. - I didn't drink a drop (Imagine THAT).  I have got to teach Victoria to purchase DIET Soda!!

<3 Happy Birthday Manny <3

Friday, March 25, 2011

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!! Julie, !#@&%$! STOP!

Why MUST she speak in a whine?
What ~ it's not bad enough that she complains about every little thing from the moment she opens her eyes, until she closes them again at bedtime!  I have 3 kids, and Julie is the ONLY one who can send me from a bubbly, happy, blowing sunshine up everyone's asses mood - straight to "Momma Mega Bitch" mode in like 2.5 seconds!  

Thursday, March 24, 2011

My Nicholas .. My 1st Born .. My Sainity .. My Heart !!

I'll start off by saying this .... Nicholas is an AMAZING 10yr old Kid!  I can't recall the last time I wanted to beat the daylights out of him!  He plays sport, he's a good student, he loves his Brother/Sister/Half Brother & Cousins loads ~ even though sometimes it seems, they strive to make his life hell!!

!!! PROUD MOMMA ALERT !!! 

Nicholas is in 4th Grade & today he came home with the news that he WON 1st Place in his school poster project about NO Smoking!
He is now the proud owner of a brand new MP3 player!!
(Awesomeness -Cause *I* don't have to buy it!) 

Way to Go Nick!! 
Momma Loves You 
(Even when you text me 17 time - back to back - From the flippin' sofa.)

Cooper !! My Adorable, Very Evil 4 yr old Nephew ... My Sister has Nerves of Frickin' Steel !

Again pulled from facebook from last week .. 
 
Cooper: "I don't like you Aunt Wikki - I want my Momma & she's NEVER gonna come get me" ...... Aunt Wikki: "Do you blame her Coop? I'd leave your ass places too" ...... My Aunt of the Year Award is in the mail!!
Watching my 4 yr old Nephew singing "Kiss" by Prince may be the funniest shit I have EVER witnessed!! .. He's now spun in to a "Baby" remix by Justin Bieber .. I may die ......... lol
 

Sibling Love!

It's been an insane past few weeks, so I'm just going to go ahead & bring you up to speed on just a few of their "REALLY KID?!?!"  antics!!
I have pulled these moments in my life from my facebook page, fresh randomness to come as the day progresses !!!!

Sitting here with the twins, Julianne is quite the smart mouth today (as usual) I just looked at her and said " Julie, I don't know what I'm gonna do with you" - Out of nowhere Jackson chimes in "You could hit her with a sledge hammer" ... Bahahaha !! Who say's you should start with the less drastic forms of punishment!
A Minute Inside Jackson's Head .... Jackson: "Mom, why do you like to play on your computer?" Me: "Because Jax, there is nothing else to do." Jackson: " Yes there is, you could buy a BIKE" ....
Jackson Giggling in his sleep ... Best . Sound . Ever ... He's awake .. And telling me about the dream that caused the sleep laughter .. So far I've heard about T Rex and Cupcakes .. My God, he's got to lay off the ACID before bed! ........................................ Later that day : dream update - i got the 411 when he got up this morning. apparently - there was a T Rex in a trailer with an old lady that had a gun - she said to T Rex, "come any closer & i'll blow your cupcakes right off"  WOW .. 
Jackson is currently beating the daylights out of Julie screaming "Tap Out - I said Tap Out" ........ Should I stop this - or make a video ?! ........ Fight Club Follow Up : Julz turned the tables on Jackson with the quickness!  He KNOWS better than to mess with her scrappy ass!  The blood loss was minimal - the video was deleted - I was scared it could be used as evidence in court .. :|
Jackson just woke Julie up from a dead sleep to ask her "Sissy - Can you Beat this World for Me on Mario?!" .. I'm kinda scared for his safely at this point ..
Jackson just proclaimed he's watching his "FAVORITE" show .. That's right - MY Boy is loving him sum Duke's of Hazzard !!! ♥ Some of us are just BORN with good taste !!!
 
Jackson is searching the house like a mad man looking for his "Starburst" . Being the amazing Momma I am, I join the search - there is no candy to be found in this bitch. He's pissed because now he cant "ride his scooter" at this point, I am damn near confused. I'm all "what the hell are you talking about kid" . "I need my stupid shoes Mom" . "OMG Jax - your shoes are CONVERSE - Starburst is a fruity CANDY" ... ♥
I'm running late - but this can't go unshared! I just ran upstairs for a quick shower, only to find last nights bath water still standing in the tub. Grr - So I put on my "I'm gonna take care of this bitch hat" & get to work. To my utter surprise I find a GOLF BALL lodged in the frickin' drain! Not a lot shocks me with 5yr old Twins, but this was a 1st! Who the hell bathes with golf balls anyway?! It has been removed from the drain, I've yet to start screaming at anyone (Go Me). But forget that Green Beer tonight - This Momma is having Tequila shots with Lime!!! ♥