Let's give you a little bit of background on what exactly is a "Hair". Hair (AKA Chris) is my Bestie! He's the Best (most of the time). Hair likes spending time with his Family (ha - not so much). He like cupcakes. Hair is a the funniest person on the planet, he's excessively tall, and he has insane hair (thus the nickname). He's the worst babysitter ever. Okay - there's your background!
Driving down the road just like 10 minutes ago, there are *4* cop cars, blue lights & all. Some poor kid is getting hooked & booked on the side of the road. Julie is in the back seat & automatically screams "MOM!!! That's HAIR", Momma starts laughing her ass off, "No Julz, just because that dude is really tall, has funny hair & looks like a stoner, that does NOT mean it's Hair - that's not Hair" ... To shut her up, I had to text my BFF to ensure he was indeed a free man, not currently being arrested on the side of the road! No worries, he's not in jail - he's saving that for Easter Sunday!
Hair if your reading (you better be), I'd totally bail you out of jail!!
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