We all know them, that one guy that no matter how nice & genuine he may in fact be, he gives you the damn creeps! Well, as luck would have it I had to be hospitalized over the weekend. A certain Mr Creepy works there & he is someone my Sister & I avoid like the plague! And believe it or not, my health way NOT #1 priority for my Dear Sister!
The list of priority was as follows
1. AVOID Mr. Creepy *Insert Shuddering HERE*
2. Don't let Vicki DIE
Normally I would have a problem with this list. But not the case this time. She was RIGHT - and with good reason.
I had to make a trip to the Ladies Room to piss in a cup (ha Ladies Room, followed directly by the word piss! I digress.) we headed for the bathroom & made it safely by hiding behind Chris, Kristin's wonderful Hubby. On the way back to my wonderful accommodations there in the ER, he spotted us! We acted like it never happened, then I got a dreaded text - It said & I quote ..... "I C U" .. Followed by our in unison screams of pure terror "OMG! Nooooooo!! HELP - Chris, Do SOMETHING" .. Our cries went unheard. Then it happened, he came to visit. We were friendly to him, he was very nice, concerned about me, he even got me some water ( I was shocked he didn't slip me a Roofie). He stands there talking & leering at us for like an hour or so give or take a few minutes, and leaves. All is well in our world, now we only have to try not to let me kick the bucket! Chris left & Kristin went to the bathroom, I was frightened to be alone, however, I shouldn't have been scared - SHE should have been - if I've told her once, I've told her a million times - SAFETY IN NUMBERS!!! Anyway - she went to the bathroom right, she was doing bathroom business, as she was about to finish up said 'business' the door flies OPEN & who do you think is standing there ???? Ding Ding! You guessed it! Mr Creepy!!! He promptly closed the door, and didn't run away like a normal person, he stood outside & waited his turn. When Kristin emerged (after she searched the ceiling for an alternate escape route), Mr Creepy said to her "At least it was someone you know." .. I don't know about you all, but Id rather some stranger walk in on me, rather than someone I have to SEE again! ................ She comes to my room, she looks strange, she just starts talking, telling me the very story I am telling you & looking horrified! Being the amazing Sister I am, I first called bullshit on her story. And once she convinced me it did indeed happen, I laughed my ass off, not WITH her mind you - AT HER! .... So - I guess the lesson of the day is : LOCK THE DAMN DOOR & Mr Creepy will not see you doing you're business !!!!
I love you KiKi !
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